over dinner

T : I skipped work in the end.
S : Why? Didn't you head back early?
A : She was already in bed by the time I was home.
S : Oh I see. (pause) OH... I SEE ;)
T : (glares) WHAT ARE YOU THINKING OF. YOU HAVE SUCH A DIRTY MIND YOU ARE SO GROSS SOPHIA. YOU HAVE SUCH A DIRTY, DIRTY MIND.
S : Um. Ok... (?!?!?!)
T : YOU ARE SO ANNOYING.
S : (?!?!?!)
T : SO ANNOYING SO DIRTY SO GROSS (ETC ETC ETC)
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Okay... I don't know about you but this makes me even more suspicious.

Also, I love her but I feel so sorry for her like. Just. I'm so sorry straight girls have to deal with such shit - dealing with having to act like they don't care for sex or can't even bring themselves to think of sex as something remotely normal. Slut-shaming each other without realising that it's all for the sake of the patriarchy. Having to conform with patriarchal expectations of women while allowing men to do whatever the hell they want with no need to ever feel "shameful" or "dirty". I'm so pissed off and SO glad I'm lesbian. I'd rather deal with homophobia than be oppressed. Seriously. Thank God I'll never have to keep my mouth shut about sex and pretend I'm all chaste and shit. It's so repulsive and pretentious and just... sad. I'm sorry but everyone likes sex okay. Unless you're asexual. But generally everyone likes sex. Sex is good. Just say it.

The floor that supports your weight.

My original intention was to post something about life and it's usual idiosyncrasies but it was hard to begin without an 'I'.

Everyone was right.

1 year of fighting so hard to prove them wrong.

But here's the towel.

Let me throw it at you. That's how it's done, apparently.

Take it.

just hanging with cosette

Come on. Snap out of it already.

—

Also.

Also also also.

한국, 내가 간다!

(translation : Korea (hangug), I (naega) coming (ganda))

note : most likely grammatically incorrect but you get the gist

There is a rhythm to which the Universe beats.

Some days, the world spins differently.
It does a backflip and an outstanding somersault, finishing with a half twist of acrobatic proportions.
And then the life as you know, is no longer.

God has a way of mocking the human race. He bribes you with hope and spoils you with luck.
There's that tiny print that the ants carry on their backs but we squish them with our finger tips or torch them with lighters, drowning in our shrill laughter so the message is never received that:

We're the world's little toys.

The Wolves howl at our foolishness, 
Horses guffaw when we never learn, 
Cats snigger at our cries for affection, 
and Crows cackle overhead when we fail, and fail again.

The world mock us, along with God above as we 'live'.
Egoistic and self centered,
rotten and obtuse,
optimistic and ignorant.

We pick ourselves up blindly, eat our cake, struggle to survive, battle disasters, and start pointless wars.
All while withering away slowly until Death comes to tell us, 'you've used up your credit'.

And then the moment you leave,
God sends someone new to take over your place.

THE LINE. IT HAS BEEN SMEARED.

No one probably gives a shit about this but.

I have to remember it.

We Got Married Global Edition Lee Hong Ki x Fujii Mina holy smokes after 2 months of diabetes-inducing sweetness, they've ended. A good 30 minutes worth of making out was due right after their dramatic embrace but no. Reality shows never fail to DISAPPOINT. Pfft.

I'm just... going to sit in this corner and weep softly.

BRB.

Oh wait, before that - I've been living in perpetual pain for the past week and am now contemplating suicide. which is worse? death or agony? idk.

IDK ANYMORE.

GOOD GOD I JUST WANT TO BE ABLE TO EAT A BAG OF CHIPS GODDAMN IT.

Dayum Guurl