firstworldproblems

Weirdough

Saw a kid about 3 years of age holding this position in the middle of the walkway.

My mum came back after spending 3 months attempting to levitate. She bought Red Rock crisps and my girlfriend has been eyeing them. This is very troubling for a food hoarder.

Patience

Self portrait on a Friday with barely 4 hours of sleep. Pointillism really tests my patience — something I desperately lack. Things piss me off too easily these days. Like the fact that some people really need to be shot with a Ruger No.1 Varminter K1-V-BBZ, apparently the best hunting rifle in the market according the Google. And my girlfriend not being able to fall asleep because of Evil Dead, waking me up to "turn down the fan.  turn down the fan.  turn down the fan  turn down the fan  turn down the fan  turn down the fan  turn down the fan  turn down the fan  turn down the fan  turn down the fan  turn down the fan  turn down the fan  turn down the fan  turn down the fan  turn down the fan  turn down the fan  turn down the fan  turn down the fan  turn down the fan  turn down the fan  turn down the fan  turn down the fan  turn down the fan  turn down the fan  turn down the fan  turn down the fan  turn down the fan  turn down the fan  turn down the fan  turn down the fan  turn down the fan  turn down the fan turn down the fan  turn down the fan  turn down the fan  turn down the fan  turn down the fan  turn down the fan  turn down the fan  turn down the fan  turn down the fan turn down the fan  turn down the fan  turn down the fan  turn down the fan  turn down the fan  turn down the fan  turn down the fan  turn down the fan  turn down the fan turn down the fan  turn down the fan  turn down the fan  turn down the fan  turn down the fan  turn down the fan  turn down the fan  turn down the fan  turn down the fan"

Desk rape.

Weekends are a myth.

The last time I actually had fun doing something with the girlfriend besides work was too long ago.

Time to fill my time with other things.

Back to serious business

Everything has been too triggering.

FUCK EVERYONE

I HAVE A MOUSTACHE SO FUCK YOU ALL

#rageoutburst #wordsofhitler

Something is very evidently brewing inside of me and I'd like to kill people if the law would allow it.

Meh.

I can't draw anymore.
I can't even think of another way to start a sentence besides using 'I'.
I hate using 'I' as an introduction to anything.
I feel sad.
It amazes me how people could be so content with being absolutely imperfect. Wish I could be like that, wish I had a dog.

Here's a conversation, since I can't draw.