Here is A List.

● Karate Girl
● Running with scissors
● Pulp Fiction
● Picnic
● Quiet Room ni yokoso
● Kamikaze Girls
● Red Riding Hood



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Karate Girl is a pointless movie about two sisters separated by an evil dark underlord who killed their father, a legendary karate god. The only reason why I'm still going on despite the subpar acting and predictable story line (the villain is in a wheelchair. Can it get even more cliched?) is because the girl is pretty. And she fights. In a uniform. Yes.

Today is National Day so I figured I should probably place some sort of flag somewhere. Google has some amazing graphics going on so here:



Yay.

On a completely unrelated note, I miss screen printing. I also feel like stabbing myself in the neck with a G-Tec pen but I'm worried I wouldn't die and end up damaging my voicebox instead. Suicide is very taxing business. Guess it's better not to think about it. But life is just about as taxing so what now what is this is there even a choice.

Wouldn't it be fabulous if books were actually the entrances to alternate universes? Sort of like the Wardrobe in The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe otherwise known as Narnia. I'd leap right into The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy because the book cover makes me want to dry hump something



And I want to meet a Vogon...
To feel better about myself.
Oh! Look at me being all gloomy and rubbishy.

I know the majority of the human race aged 4-30 would want to enter one of the Harry Potter series. Oh! Speaking of which, Gryffindor = Red house which is the house I've been in since FOREVER. So I guess that makes a lot of sense. (Back story : I was sorted into Gryffindor for a recent TQP HP event and was very upset because I'd wanted to be in Hufflepuff / Ravenclaw with mah buddehs) The girlfriend who is a sexy lump of godlike substance got into Ravenclaw (Blue) along with the best friend foreverrr / kitty buddy. So I was like. Alone. All by my lonesome. Left stranded. Outcasted.

But that's alright because Red team is mah home team.
Hur.
Hurhurhur.