Creative ways to carry a bag

My office is going a bit crazy looking for curvy models.

#randomfactoftheday

There was an animal adoption drive earlier this week and it made me think, WHAT IF I HAD A FURRY FRIEND TO NUZZLE AND LOOK AFTER. That might motivate me to survive. Or not. What if it dies. I think I want a kitty. I mean, just look at this:

Or a pug.

Or a miniature long-haired dachshund:

I need to get my own place.