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新年快乐！

Here are a bunch of ( 重くフォトショップ ) pictures from Andrea's party. See, I'm so honest. Indirectly.








Party was brill. Andrea's amazinggg & so is her apartment! The crowd was really interesting as well. Food was great. Had lots of greens and fish balls. Omnomnom. And pasta! That had ham in it so I was like OMFG OMFG spit out but mussels were yum. :3
Awesome way to kick start the new year even though I didn't wear any new clothes. Fluffy was making me feel self conscious about my pink + cyan dress with cat prints. CUTE WHAT. But first, I need to get myself a pair of those frilly socks and chunky heels before I'll start wearing them on the streets woohoo. Excited.

Of Paws & Such.

So because Fruffie was busy engaging in activities that involved her looking like this,




I started doing some strength training through the form of playing with her xxl camera. The result of which were toner arms and more masterpieces of stuff like paws and my pretty bruise I have decided to name My Pretty Bruise. I know right, my creativity knows no boundaries.







IT MOVES! OMG IT MOVES!!

My thighs damn fucking fat actually. What you see there is fake because I photoshopped like a mad bitch. NO joke you guys. Sophia is now a walking piece of lard. Boohoo. Blame it on the age!!

On to less deprecating news, I've just found out Fruffie has songs with lyrics like :

___________________________________Cum girl, I'm trying to get your pussy wet.
___________________________________Work that, let me see you drip sweat.

Accompanied by background moaning sound effects.

Punishment!!

I can't recall what this punishment was for anymore, but all I did was draw eyeliner NICELY + extend her eyebrows for her. Following which, her excitement took over when she discovered the awesomeness of the eyebrow pencil and decided that she'd darken it even further + darken her shane-like eyeliner to emulate that of a panda / raccoon + include a mustache + dyke goatie. And then I added whiskers like those on Whistle to complete the deranged person look.

Yay.

Looks a bit like Jack Sparrow.

In my opinion. No one has to agree with me.

Good morning, from under the sheets

I haven't been in the mood to draw recently. It's really bad. My sketchbook has like 3 outlined images but I'm too uninspired to ink / fill them out although I've pretty much got an idea of what I want to do with it. Meh. Please let this drought go away.

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Prettiest. Bruise. Everrrr.
/weirdness



Meal plan for today:
4PM - Breakfast
Cabbage soup

6PM - Lunch
Cabbage soup

8PM - Dinner
Cabbage soup

10PM - Sleep, hopefully. I'm going to try my darndest!

The day I decided to make cabbage soup.

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3 carrots
1 pack pre-cut broccoli + cauliflower
1 onion
½ cabbage

Skinned + chopped the carrots / sliced onion, plucked + tore cabbage in a sporadic manner / added oil in pot / threw in sliced onions to fry till soft / added 4 cups of water / threw in carrots / leave to boil / threw in broccoli + cauliflower / realise pot wasn't big enough / gently balanced cabbage on top of broccoli + cauliflower / leave to cook for a bit / stir / stand / stir / stand / stir / cover / boil until cabbage turn transparent-ish / stir / realise soup was spilling over / drink a little / cover / stir / cover / stir / cover / stir / cover / chat for a bit with housemates / realise soup boiled over the pot / freak out / stir / turn off fire / decide I was no longer hungry / leave pot full of vegetables on stove for tomorrow.

This is the most exciting it gets in a day of my life.