There is a project due tomorrow but there isn't a 'theme' yet so I can't get started on it and it's very worrying. What do they mean by 'theme' exactly?

So we went to the Zoo

Fig. 1 — blowjob face + my sexy girlfriend.

It was very hot.

Jia Jia and Kai Kai are not working out.

Fig. 1.1 — Kai Kai alone, bingeing in the sadness of knowing that food is the only thing that will never leave him.

Sporadically, I was very drunk at Play last Thursday. The drain at Murray Street and I connected on an disturbingly intimate level. My sisters were present to witness my rather abrupt shedding of adulthood and all the reservations it comes with. This peace sign at the side of my face pose was my choice of posture for the night due to very practical reasons.

There's a rash creeping up my inner thigh. It looks obscene when I scratch it.

Another faceless soul

I was going to go for black.

But my CD always said I was too dark a person.

So I chose yellow instead.

Hi.

Egg position (featuring Pandagator)

My girlfriend always uses the most amusing choice of words.

Butt perv

Yeah okay.

Creative ways to carry a bag

My office is going a bit crazy looking for curvy models.

#randomfactoftheday

There was an animal adoption drive earlier this week and it made me think, WHAT IF I HAD A FURRY FRIEND TO NUZZLE AND LOOK AFTER. That might motivate me to survive. Or not. What if it dies. I think I want a kitty. I mean, just look at this:

Or a pug.

Or a miniature long-haired dachshund:

I need to get my own place.