WOWW HOW ROMANTICCCCC

Speaking of the state of our kitchen, it seems something died. again. We tried salvaging the situation by frantically gathering the fallen pieces of wrappers / cans / food that had spilled over the bin, then running desperately to the door with the bin bag. Creepy thing was, something was dripping. And it dripped. onto. my. foot. OH. MY. GOD, you guys. So I let it down while completely freaking out. And then ran some more. And then dumped it onto the other 2 bags on our porch (garbage bin was already too full) I think a part of my foot shriveled up and died right there and then. It was disgusting to wash it as well because it was like, okay. DETTOL PLEASE. But what am I going to use to wash it? Definitely not my hands. So I used toilet paper. Ugh.

Best part was, after that, I was informed that there was a patch of wet guck on the floor where I had momentarily placed the bin bag down in disgust. And I had to clean it. God bless my soul it was so fucking sick because

1. How do I go about doing this?
2. I have no prior experience cleaning up muck.
3. The multi-purpose cleaning agent obviously isn't going to be sufficient (This was evident when I opened it. You know how cleaning detergents usually smell like fresh lime or something along those lines? It smelt the complete opposite.)
4. My hand has to touch that?! Albeit with a cloth, but still...

I got down on my knees and did it anyway. Took like 3 cloths and a shitload of that foul-smelling detergent to wipe it all off.

Guess who's a proud new owner of a mole!

It all started from the first time I noticed my sister's fingers (in a non-lesbionic manner, pervs) which must have been at a really young age because I remember 'training' my fingers to be like hers in Primary School. Anyway, point is, she has moles on her hands. So did my little girl crush and another girl crush and another girl crush. Understandably, being at a point of my life where I was but a young, impressionable soul, I started wanting to emulate that particular trait. Fast forward to Secondary School where I befriended this really 'cool' girl named Nicole whom I now affectionately call Dick (because that's just about as creative as it gets!) who coincidentally had moles on her hands as well that kind of marked the point in which I just decided with firm conviction that anyone with moles on their hands are blessed by god and will always be showered with good luck and love and light and intelligence.

I wanted to be like that.
NOW I AM!!

Kekeke

I may be the only one who gets this but,

OMG PAWS!!

We are happy to help

I lost my debit card.
Again.
dkfhalkefhlakdjfajseafhksdjghlakjdflakejfad
D: D: D: D: D: D: D:
SO.
FUCKING.
FRUSTRATING.

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Took me like 5 minutes to sketch this. And I didn't even need to use a pencil first. Been awhile.

Am I dead now?

Apparently not.
Although the shading of the hair brought me to the brink of death but you know, I survived.
Meh.


Fruffie has finally finished her dissertation. THE dissertation that nearly drove her to death, or so it seemed. I just may be exaggerating. Not that she'd mind, really. Exaggeration just so happens to be one of her favourite past times. She'll be coming home after dinner with J and then she promised to let me pluck her eyebrows. That's something to look forward to.

MMMYEAAAP!

My editing is horribly warped. I don't even know why. It just looked odd no matter what I did.

Please note : nipples drawn onto tshirt. The right one looks like a bear, but it's actually meant to be a pierced nipple.

This is an image of a girl smoking in space.

Drew this in a jiffy 2 nights ago while Fruffie was asleep. Completely forgot about it until today.

It's really bad, but I've been listening to Someday by 아이유(IU) ON REPEAT. NON STOP. I don't even know if I got the artist right but that's what it came with on ihoneyjoo so if it's wrong, ITS NOT MY FAULT!!

Angsty feminist's room.

The first thing I step on every morning is not the ground, but Amelia Jone's face. I think. Possibly not, but anyway. Yes. A woman's face. And lots of paper.

For the past 3 days, I've eaten at least 6 mandarin oranges a day. Is that bad? Can anyone die from an overdose of Vitamin C? Are my teeth going to slowly corrode away until my mouth becomes nothing but an abyss of darkness? Because I think it's on it's way. There's this zingy feeling on my right canine and it's making me feel a bit worried, but I don't want to be paranoid.

Busy people are dirty. And prone to weirdness.

____________________________________Kitty : Darling, what are you doing?

____________________________________Fluff : Bolster feels very good in this position.

____________________________________Kitty : Do you know how you look?

____________________________________Fluff : I'm not going to move. Bolster really feels really nice!

____________________________________Kitty : Okay, don't move. I'm going to take a picture.

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Yup.

Also, the both of us have been busy. Her with her dissertation, and I with my job hunting. Just sent out my cv to 5 companies. Now IT IS ALL UP TO GOD. Don't let me down now, Jesus.

Anyway, because of our busy lifestyles, the room we both inhabit is currently a mess of books, paper, wires, and orange peels. Here is a glimpse of the desk Fruffie works on.





I was not kidding when I said, 'glimpse'. If you've got a keen eye for detail, you'd have noticed some incriminating evidence kekeke but whatever. Okay. I'm fucking tired. Bye.

p.s/ Actually I just wanted to post another masterpiece.

Cheesystuff

Haha. K.

What?

Stop looking at me.

Beware of her lazer eyez

At first I was like, blue and yellow, which made green in the middle, that didn't please me. So I made green and yellow, which made something really lame in the middle with barely much difference from the first, so I changed it to blue and red and then it pleased my mind and all was good and well.

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Randomly, I just checked my bb for the first time in a long time and I've messages dating all the way back to from the 16th of January 2011. Wow.

Really dramatic dream

I'm probably going to regret this...

But here's a bottle of the BEST. CIDER. EVER.
With paint splotches.

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.
.

IN MY DEFENSE,

It looked like this without it.



See?

I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT ELSE TO DOOOOOO... D: D: D:

All I want for...

belated Christmas / belated birthday / super early Christmas / super early birthday / Chinese New Year / no special occasion, just to show I love you

Aw come on you know I'll look good in it.
:3 :3 :3

でしょ？

PAWS!!

Check out these super realistic clay paws!
Note: Not human feet!

Oh look how serious I am.

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Self portrait.

CL ♥ is a sexgod

And here is proof.





Angry hot girls in tank tops are hot.

Why is this so, Tesco?

Dreams, again

WHYYY DOES THIS HAPPEN!!

It's the second time, you guys. And our plumber, who is apparently the best plumber in London and is therefore currently offering courses to impart his l33t plumbing skills,



is only going to be available next Thursday.

That makes a week of living in freezing conditions.
NOOOOOO...!!

This is a girl with bunny ears.

The discount section at Tescos has been pretty awesome lately. We've been getting indian food for cheap the past 3 days. Curry! Omnomnom.

Something died.

_____________________Leo.c : I think something died.

_____________________Karen : Something died?

_____________________Fruff : Eww something died!

_____________________Kitty : Did something die?

_____________________Karen : There's this really strong smell in the kitchen.

_____________________Kitty : How strong is it?

_____________________Fruff : Strong. It smells like something died.

_____________________Karen : Maybe a rat died.

_____________________Kitty : OH GOOD LORD IT STINKS!

_____________________Karen : But it's strange because we were all just sitting there awhile ago and there was no smell.

_____________________Fruff : And we just cleared the bin.

_____________________Leo.c : IT'S THIS! THIS PATCH ON THE FLOOR! UGH!

_____________________Fruff : Eww what is that?

_____________________Leo.c : I think it came from the bin.

_____________________Karen : Oh my god that means the bin was masking the smell!

This is a girl drinking from a fanciful cup.

Is that... could it possibly be...
COLOURING?

まさか！

Almost killed me, especially since I was using a touchpad. A TOUCHPAD YOU GUYS. I do not know what possessed me to endeavour such a feat. Eyes on Fire (Zeds Dead Remix) - Blue Foundation was playing on repeat while I worked my index finger. Good shit.

Colouring yields relatively pleasing results, except in my case. Ha ha. No but seriously, what am I doing wrong? WHY IS IT SO DIFFICULTTTT. What's really baffling is that I'm really tempted to get a watercolouring set. I keep thinking if I had one of those fancy things, I'd be able to colour properly since well, maybe I'd miraculously be able to paint! Again. I say 'again' because I used to be able to do it, back in Secondary School - 5 years ago. OH MY GOD HOW OLDDDDDD IM PRACTICALLY ANTIQUEEEE.

♡♡ ナナ ♡♡

This would be the 4th time I've watched Nana.

Mika Nakashima is a goddess.





She also has those teeth that I really like.

MYSTERY#1

WHY AM I PERPETUALLY HUNGRAYYYYYY D:

Got a light?

Oh, why. Thank you.
Please pardon the triangles, they're terribly attention seeking.

I'm just posting this to move that half-assed drawring further down. Meh.

Half-assed drawring.

True story.

Personality Test

Fruff : Ask her about the animal personality test!

Kitty : Yes yes! Ask me!

Karen : Okay, what are your 3 favourite animals in order?

Kitty : Um... oh shit, but I like all animals! Um... okay, CAT! And uh... uh... wait, let me think.

Karen : Polar bear?

Kitty : YES!! Polar bear! I love polar bears!!

Karen : Dog?

Kitty : I like dogs, but I don't think they're one of my favourites... Oh oh! I know! Tigers!!

Karen : Okay, so... cat, tiger, and?

Kitty : This is difficult. Um... OH MY GOD I LOVE MONKEYS!!!

Karen : Monkeys, really?

Kitty : YES MONKEYS!!! I don't want Tiger anymore, since it's about the same as the cat. Cat, monkey, and then polar bear!

Karen : Now what are the 3 characteristics of your third animal, polar bear that you like?

Kitty : They're big and strong! Did you watch Golden Compass? Oh my god the polar bear was amazing there. So fierce. AND FLUFFY!! That's 2... mmm.... they're aesthetically pleasing??

Karen : Okay... those 3 characteristics are what you wish to be. So you want to be strong, fluffy, and aesthetically pleasing.

Kitty : Haha what the fuck! More like that's what I want my partner to be.

Karen : Now what about your second animal, the monkey?

Kitty : I like monkeys because they're so energetic! And cute! And and and I think they're really intelligent creatures.

Karen : Alright... that means people think you're energetic, cute and intelligent. Now 3 characteristics for your first animal.

Kitty : Cats are sexy!

Fluff : Haha!

Kitty : I like how independent and low maintenance they are. And hmm.. last one... they're... aesthetically pleasing!

Karen : Okay, that's what you really are.

Fluff : SEXY!

Kitty : Oh my god. Then what about yours!

Karen : She chose penguins I think?

Fluff : And dogs and pandas!

Kitty : Oh! Pandas! I like pandas too! What characteristics did you like about them?

Karen : She said everything was fluffy and cute.

Fluff : And stupid.

Kitty : ...

Fluff : I didn't know!!

☂☂☂

Woke up feeling really emotionally constipated.

Boob metaphors

That. dog. took. me. forrrrrrreverrrrrrr to draw.

Animals are not my thing. Except cats. I'm pretty certain this post is going to contradict itself soon. By 'pretty certain', I mean 98.62% convicted. This paragraph has really choppy sentences.

You might not get the profound underlying meaning of this highly intellectual image, but do not fret. No one else might.

Therefore I am going to explain it to you. In simpler terms. How nice of me to do so!


☞ Just read the title of the post. ☜

GREETINGS.

The sun came out today. Which also means me scampering out gleefully to the backyard, embracing the sun's warmth, smiling, with open arms. Literally.

I took pictures of flowers to depict how happy a moment it was. Flowers always equate to happiness, right?



Except this flower is dead. Well, pardon me, winter isn't completely over yet.


☀

In the midst of my warm embrace with Mr. Sun, Fruffie entered the backyard.


__________________________Fruff : Babe, you weren't using the toaster, were you?

__________________________Kitty : Nope!

__________________________Fruff : Okay, because someone left a toast in the toaster and it's burnt.

__________________________Kitty : Oh... okay! It wasn't me!

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Kitty : OH. MY. GOD. IT WAS ME!



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I ♡ S.P. I ♡ S.P. I ♡ S.P. I ♡ S.P.

So much so I actually drew it. In colour! Wowowow.
Looks super amateur hahaha but I shall call it a masterpiece anyway.
MASTERPIECE!!
*strikes pose*




Why these distant yam relatives are awesome

I'm surviving on 0 dollars so the 99p Tesco Market Value pack of 8 really helps to keep my tummy full. Been eating it every day it's practically a staple. Not that I'm complaining, because it's freaking delish! Omnomnom.

On to other news, my sleep time has been at 8pm sharp. Any later than that and my brain + body rebels against my willpower to stay awake, transforming me into a grumpy zombie. My wake up time, on the other hand, is at a really odd hour of 4am. I have no. clue. what's going on. And I'm still hating DBS! Woohoo! End.

It's been raining for a couple of days now.

But today, it poured. Like how it pours back home. The kind where it wouldn't make sense to leave your house since you're going to get drenched anyway. The kind of rain that makes me miss home so badly. D:

It lasted for about 10 minutes and now it's back to just silly drops of water that we call drizzle back home.

There's nothing in the water we can't fight (Chemical Remix) - Cloud Control

Been bopping like a rooster to this. Oh, I do so love eargasms!

My iTunes is currently filled with (in order of ratio -can I call it ratio? idk.)
1. Electro
2. Dupstep
3. Indie
4. Kpop

Look what I received in the mail today!

__________________________________________K : Sophia? You've got something.

__________________________________________Me : A parcel? From whom?

__________________________________________K : Yeah, how exciting!

*flips to the back of the package*

__________________________________________Me : OH MY FUCKING GOD CAKES!!!!!!!

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This is all sorts of amazing because
________________________________________1. I LOVE SURPRISES.
________________________________________2. KIT KAT, you guys.
________________________________________3. KITTIES, KITTIES EVERYWHERE!!

♥

It made me so happy, I actually started to eat.

Thank you Cakes. You're a gem. I LOVE YOUUU!! :3

ドアと少女

This is a girl hanging by the door frame.